Blackstreet's black, all right!
Jesus, it's been a rough week. I worked my ass off yesterday and I'm sore everywhere and guess what? I have to go back to work today. I guess one of the baggers who wasn't doing what he was supposed to do either quit or got fired. I've always wondered why they called it "getting fired." Is it because it rhymes with hired? Or did they invent the word hired because it rhymes with fired? Food for thought, nonetheless.
Anywho, it's about that time of year when a lot of people are leaving BI-LO and I will be wwitching to part-time so that they can't force me to go in when I'm at school. Could you believe that if they started calling me while I was in class? "Hey, Andrew, sorry to interrupt your physics class, but we really need you to come in as soon as possible." Ha, those bastards don't know what they have coming to them. Achooo! I almost sneezed for the second time, meaning I haven't sneezed yet, I've almost sneezed twice.
Right now I'm eating a banana. Banana is hard to spell because when you're typing it, it's like "na-na-na-na, when do I stop?" It's a good banana though. It has first-class written nall over it. You know, they say everyone should have five servings of fruits and vegetables in order to be healthy, but I see anything but that with most people. For most people, their vegetable is a batch of McDonald's French fries and a diet fucking coke. Mmm mmm, grease and sugar...brings back memories, but not mammories. It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood today, I may go out and walk before I go out an go to work because I'm fixing to start working out again. (Did you see that? I just used southern slang. "fixing to go do somthing" Ha, ha, ha.) I hope you appreciate those commas between each "ha." That siginifies I paused between each one.
Mel Gibson is in the news. He got arrested for a DUI. Damn skippy, you stupid Jew-hating bastard! Just kidding, Mel. He went to rehab. I say rehab's for qutiters. And I still haven't seen the Passion. You know what, you probably already know why I didn't go see if if you've ever read my blog, so hey, there's not explanation required, ya mean? If I may quote South Park, "Mel Gibson is fucking daffy." And there you have it. Peace out, home fries.
Anywho, it's about that time of year when a lot of people are leaving BI-LO and I will be wwitching to part-time so that they can't force me to go in when I'm at school. Could you believe that if they started calling me while I was in class? "Hey, Andrew, sorry to interrupt your physics class, but we really need you to come in as soon as possible." Ha, those bastards don't know what they have coming to them. Achooo! I almost sneezed for the second time, meaning I haven't sneezed yet, I've almost sneezed twice.
Right now I'm eating a banana. Banana is hard to spell because when you're typing it, it's like "na-na-na-na, when do I stop?" It's a good banana though. It has first-class written nall over it. You know, they say everyone should have five servings of fruits and vegetables in order to be healthy, but I see anything but that with most people. For most people, their vegetable is a batch of McDonald's French fries and a diet fucking coke. Mmm mmm, grease and sugar...brings back memories, but not mammories. It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood today, I may go out and walk before I go out an go to work because I'm fixing to start working out again. (Did you see that? I just used southern slang. "fixing to go do somthing" Ha, ha, ha.) I hope you appreciate those commas between each "ha." That siginifies I paused between each one.
Mel Gibson is in the news. He got arrested for a DUI. Damn skippy, you stupid Jew-hating bastard! Just kidding, Mel. He went to rehab. I say rehab's for qutiters. And I still haven't seen the Passion. You know what, you probably already know why I didn't go see if if you've ever read my blog, so hey, there's not explanation required, ya mean? If I may quote South Park, "Mel Gibson is fucking daffy." And there you have it. Peace out, home fries.
posted by Andrew Brunelle at 8:52 AM
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